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Never Fall Asleep Around a Teenager
« on: Sep 04, 2014 @ 05:35 AM »
The other night the teenager and I were watching Kitchen Nightmares on Netflix. He was on the couch, I was in the recliner. I told him I wanted to switch seats so I could stretch out as my back was hurting. So he switched, I got all comfy on the couch and settled down to watch Gordon. He says to me:

"Don't fall asleep, mom. You never know what might happen."

I told him, "I would not DARE fall asleep while Gordon is on!"

I woke up the next morning with a little weiner drawn on my elbow. Complete with balls and pubes. Thankfully it was normal ink and not a Sharpie he choose as his weapon of choice.

That'll teach me to fall asleep around a teenager again!

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Re: Never Fall Asleep Around a Teenager
« Reply #1 on: Sep 04, 2014 @ 06:47 AM »
That's awesome. My friends and I may or may not still do that to each other when we get together for outings a few times a year, lol. We get older, but we're always operating at the mental capacity of a 15 year old. In the words of the wise and sage-like Jimmy Buffett, we grow older but not up :-)
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