Author Topic: "Lady Don't step in the Tinkle"  (Read 3499 times)

Offline jlynne

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"Lady Don't step in the Tinkle"
« on: Jun 26, 2011 @ 09:21 AM »
We had told our two-year-old not to step in the puddles in the public parking garage because it might be urine.

When we were coming back from shopping and waiting in like he looked at me and said "mama, that lady is stepping in tinkle!" I looked back and there was a transgendered woman behind us stepping in whatever it is. I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable thinking we were talking about her personally, so I told him it was okay. He was insistent and started to panic. When he realized I wasn't going to tell her he went over to her and yelled "LADY GET OUT OF THE TINKLE!"

Then before we could explain the elevator doors opened and we all got in. We were packed in with about ten other people. My son was silent for a moment and then proclaimed, "It smells like a transient in here!" I didn't know whether to laugh or hide.

he also has a strange obsession with lady gaga. Here he is at 18 months:


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Re: "Lady Don't step in the Tinkle"
« Reply #1 on: Aug 06, 2012 @ 02:33 PM »
thanks for the laugh.

Offline CathyCantu

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Re: "Lady Don't step in the Tinkle"
« Reply #2 on: Nov 04, 2012 @ 03:22 PM »
SO funny!  He was 2? And he said "transient?"  That's hilarious!
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Re: "Lady Don't step in the Tinkle"
« Reply #3 on: Jul 02, 2013 @ 09:06 AM »
I'm collecting stories like this for a book I'm writing. Would you like to contribute yours? I'm keeping the stories anonymous to avoid future embarrassment for kids. This story would be perfect, and if you have any others, I would love to use those as well. I'm taking anything embarrassing or gross, as well as tales of morning sickness.

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Re: "Lady Don't step in the Tinkle"
« Reply #4 on: Jun 10, 2014 @ 03:37 AM »
hhhhhhhhhhhh So funny



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